Oh! Mercy!

[Coconut]

My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids pumped into me. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She immediately got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my coffee!


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[Dreamer]

Coconut, I almost didn't laugh at this joke, because it's too close to the truth.
I rejoice at a recent study on coffee that found some actual slight health benefits!

P.S. Coconut, do you think there is coffee in heaven? I guess probably not.
We'll be so happy and alert, we won't need it.

 

[Romeempire]

lol so true exept youd think shed unplug the computer to