the priest's new bell ringer

[jkashuba07]

So there is a Priest in town, who recently lost his bell ringer for his church due to an accident. The Priest puts an add in the paper for a new bell ringer. A local man see the add and decides to follow up on it. The man meets with the Priest the day before Church. The Priest takes him up the stairs to the top of the Church to show him the bell. The Priest explains that the Bell is broken, and the only way to ring it is to use your body. The next day before Church, the man goes up the stairs and to the top where the Bell is. The Priest gives the signal to ring the bell. So the man pushes the Bell real hard, as it comes back he decides to try and headbut it. The bell being big flings the man off the Church. The man ends up dieing. When a Policeman comes to investigate, he asks the Priest, "Father, do you know the name of this man?" The Priest replied "No, but his face rings a bell!"

So the Priest now without a bell ringer again, does the same thing. He puts an add in the paper. Another man sees' the add, and follows up on it. The day before Church the Priest shows the Bell to the new man, he explained how the bell is broken just like he did with the last man, he told him, he must use his body to ring it. So the day of Church the man gets up to the bell, the Priest gives the signal, and the man pushes the bell real hard, as its coming back the man decides to try and headbut it. Being that the bell was big, it flings the man off the Church, he ends up dieing. When the Policeman comes to investigate, he asks the Priest, "Father did you know the name of this man?" the Priest replied, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the other guy!"