Two Trouble Makers

[comeuphither]

Two Trouble Makers

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.

The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"

 

[comeuphither]

Okay, no one liked that joke, how about this one.........
A sermon about lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
this one?
Modern world morals
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world.
"I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?"
"I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"

 

[sebi]

i like the first joke
really good

thanks for the humor

 

[Chad]

The first oen is pretty funny yet makes a very serious (even sad truth) point, regarding today's church status. Its very sad.

Where is GOD? Hopefully in our hearts still and always

 

[comeuphither]

aaah Chaaaad! hehe, kidding. its worse than you think. I do this research daily on everything under the sun. people are asleep, oblivious, and have no idea what is about to come upon the world. they hear it, but they don't listen. i get so overcomed at times because we (including me) are constantly wrapped up in our daily sorrows, depression, hopeless, faithless, in despair, flaws, anything that will get us to focus on ourselves. it brings a low mood. all i can say is for every single problem in this world we have, the answer is in one thing......the cross. not a tree but the work therein. he did it for me. sorry, don't mean to be preachy on a joke post. God Bless you Chad! nice to talk to you! DEB~