sintheticg
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- Apr 1, 2013
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Written by me after leaving my first church
Welcome to the church of Laodicea,
Where fake smiles and handshakes are glad to meetcha,
If you've got a nice watch everybody will greetcha,
If you've got a fat wallet we'd be glad to seatcha,
Now tune in to this mornings feature,
Some offering plates and a guest speaker,
All you hear is preaching on tithing in church,
No body concerned about the new birth,
I'm a Baptist, flavor? Independent?
Yet we need a special usher just to take attendance?
501 c3 church incorporated?
Yet I’m supposed to feel like I’ve been liberated?
Do all the right things, and receive a reward,
But wait, brother, there's something wrong with your tithe record.
Don’t you know you can write it off on taxes?
These dumb sheep don't know what the facts is,
I’m sick and tired of appealing to the masses
I don’t care what the next twenty week class is
Jesus died to save this lost soul
He said give no thought to your puny wardrobe
Give no trust in how much you're given
But rather that you believe in Jesus Christ who's risen.
Don’t become a victim of moralism
Or the vanity of churchianity and ism’s
Welcome to the church of Laodicea,
Where fake smiles and handshakes are glad to meetcha,
If you've got a nice watch everybody will greetcha,
If you've got a fat wallet we'd be glad to seatcha,
Now tune in to this mornings feature,
Some offering plates and a guest speaker,
All you hear is preaching on tithing in church,
No body concerned about the new birth,
I'm a Baptist, flavor? Independent?
Yet we need a special usher just to take attendance?
501 c3 church incorporated?
Yet I’m supposed to feel like I’ve been liberated?
Do all the right things, and receive a reward,
But wait, brother, there's something wrong with your tithe record.
Don’t you know you can write it off on taxes?
These dumb sheep don't know what the facts is,
I’m sick and tired of appealing to the masses
I don’t care what the next twenty week class is
Jesus died to save this lost soul
He said give no thought to your puny wardrobe
Give no trust in how much you're given
But rather that you believe in Jesus Christ who's risen.
Don’t become a victim of moralism
Or the vanity of churchianity and ism’s