Faithful Son
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There was a little Christian girl. She went to school every day, telling her teacher and classmates about God and the Bible.
After a while the teacher turned to her and asked "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The girl replied "Of course I do it is the Bible."
Teacher said "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes I believe that, it is in the Bible."
Teacher asked "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"
The girl said "Well I don't really know I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the teacher asked sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him." Replied the girl.
After a while the teacher turned to her and asked "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The girl replied "Of course I do it is the Bible."
Teacher said "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes I believe that, it is in the Bible."
Teacher asked "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"
The girl said "Well I don't really know I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the teacher asked sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him." Replied the girl.
