let's see how smart you are...

[lentz]

Woo Hoo , 2 out of 5 .

After i messed up on #1 , i thought i would get #2 . Lol that one ( my favorite ) got me too LOL Wrong . 3 and 4 i got , 5 ( Grrr) i was not expecting

That last one is as bad as why do vending machines put brail on the numbers?

I just hope this doesn't count as IQ test

 

[Bill]

I just hope this doesn't count as IQ test

I love showing how stupid I am because when I'm right and everybody else is wrong it's like haha LOL

 

[Bill]

I just hope this doesn't count as IQ test

I love talking to my liberal brother who likes to brag about how intelligent he is with his really high scoring IQ test. Because I'll ask him I'll say so you believe in death. You think children should be killed. And he's like no of course not I believe in life. And then I'll say something about abortion and he will sit there and try to give me the scientific definition of a fetus that is not a living thing. So then I'll ask him about well let's have some eggs then and he's like oh no we can't do that that's killing future chickens. You see the logic in this right LOL I mean it's really sad subject but he is much more into not eating chicken eggs because you're killing future chickens but the fetus that's inside the womb is not a living entity either. So then I will talk to him about things like partial birth abortion which he says isn't a real thing but I have to get him something factual that he can actually read it and then I'll tell me oh how disgusting that is

 

[Brad Huber]

I love talking to my liberal brother who likes to brag about how intelligent he is with his really high scoring IQ test. Because I'll ask him I'll say so you believe in death. You think children should be killed. And he's like no of course not I believe in life. And then I'll say something about abortion and he will sit there and try to give me the scientific definition of a fetus that is not a living thing. So then I'll ask him about well let's have some eggs then and he's like oh no we can't do that that's killing future chickens. You see the logic in this right LOL I mean it's really sad subject but he is much more into not eating chicken eggs because you're killing future chickens but the fetus that's inside the womb is not a living entity either. So then I will talk to him about things like partial birth abortion which he says isn't a real thing but I have to get him something factual that he can actually read it and then I'll tell me oh how disgusting that is

I have no idea what the human definition of your intelligence would be, but you are wiser than most. And in my mind, wisdom is sooooooooo much more powerful in God's Eyes than intelligence. Thats not to say that intelligence is a minor thing, but its alot like the fruit of knowledge of good and evil, God made all things good, including that tree, and I believe that we as a race were meant to eat that fruit eventually, but far far far into the future when we had grown in wisdom to where it would be safe for us, perhaps millions of years or more.

 

[Bill]

I have no idea what the human definition of your intelligence would be, but you are wiser than most. And in my mind, wisdom is sooooooooo much more powerful in God's Eyes than intelligence. Thats not to say that intelligence is a minor thing, but its alot like the fruit of knowledge of good and evil, God made all things good, including that tree, and I believe that we as a race were meant to eat that fruit eventually, but far far far into the future when we had grown in wisdom to where it would be safe for us, perhaps millions of years or more.

Lol thank you

 

[Bill]

I know that the person that started this thread did not intend for this thread to become a discussion more just to have some fun.

But I just wanted to add a little bit here to say, that it doesn't really matter the amount of intelligence that a person has, what matters is the love that's in your heart. For without love what are we, nothing.

Paul tells us that faith without love is like a gong clanging in the Wind. I would also venture to say that intelligence Without Love is also like a gong clinging in the Wind

 

[Garee]

I know that the person that started this thread did not intend for this thread to become a discussion more just to have some fun.

But I just wanted to add a little bit here to say, that it doesn't really matter the amount of intelligence that a person has, what matters is the love that's in your heart. For without love what are we, nothing.

Paul tells us that faith without love is like a gong clanging in the Wind. I would also venture to say that intelligence Without Love is also like a gong clinging in the Wind

Yes, God's work of faith as a labor of his love that works in us to both will and do His good pleasure..

 

[ChemEngrMBA]

Here is an Old English Riddle for you, my Brothers and Sisters.

As I was walking to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

(Please don't look it up. The answer is posted somewhere, I'm sure.
But you're not cheaters.)

(P.S. Our Father must also have a sense of humor, for we are made in His Image and He gave us
a sense of humor, at least most of us. Try to make Him laugh every day when you talk to Him.)

 

[ChemEngrMBA]

I love talking to my liberal brother who likes to brag about how intelligent he is with his really high scoring IQ test. Because I'll ask him I'll say so you believe in death. You think children should be killed. And he's like no of course not I believe in life. And then I'll say something about abortion and he will sit there and try to give me the scientific definition of a fetus that is not a living thing. So then I'll ask him about well let's have some eggs then and he's like oh no we can't do that that's killing future chickens. You see the logic in this right LOL I mean it's really sad subject but he is much more into not eating chicken eggs because you're killing future chickens but the fetus that's inside the womb is not a living entity either. So then I will talk to him about things like partial birth abortion which he says isn't a real thing but I have to get him something factual that he can actually read it and then I'll tell me oh how disgusting that is

Every doctor knows that life begins.... at conception. Here is an intellectual challenge to your "brilliant" brother.
Draw a line across a piece of paper, all the way. A vertical line at the left end is labeled "conception."
The vertical line at the far-right end is labeled "Live, healthy birth."

Give him the pencil and ask him to draw a line splitting the precise second when LIFE BEGINS and you can no longer kill this unique human being, produced by a man and a woman. He must provide his "intellectual logic" for his location.

Tell him "Before you were conceived in the womb, I knew you." - The Lord God

P.S. The Unabomber was a genius. What did that profit him? Murdering people with bombs, living in a filthy rathole cabin, alone and bitter. He had a well-worn copy of Earth in the Balance by Al Gore and a copy of Two Volume Guide to the Bible by atheist Isaac Asimov, another bitter atheist like Unabomber.
Incidentally, Asimov's son, in Northern California, was convicted of child pornography on his computer drive, a highly illegal and morally offensive act. Would Asimov be proud?

 

[Bill]

Every doctor knows that life begins.... at conception. Here is an intellectual challenge to your "brilliant" brother.
Draw a line across a piece of paper, all the way. A vertical line at the left end is labeled "conception."
The vertical line at the far-right end is labeled "Live, healthy birth."

Give him the pencil and ask him to draw a line splitting the precise second when LIFE BEGINS and you can no longer kill this unique human being, produced by a man and a woman. He must provide his "intellectual logic" for his location.

Tell him "Before you were conceived in the womb, I knew you." - The Lord God

P.S. The Unabomber was a genius. What did that profit him? Murdering people with bombs, living in a filthy rathole cabin, alone and bitter. He had a well-worn copy of Earth in the Balance by Al Gore and a copy of Two Volume Guide to the Bible by atheist Isaac Asimov, another bitter atheist like Unabomber.
Incidentally, Asimov's son, in Northern California, was convicted of child pornography on his computer drive, a highly illegal and morally offensive act. Would Asimov be proud?

All life is greater than any death!

 

[Christ4Ever]

Here is an Old English Riddle for you, my Brothers and Sisters.

As I was walking to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

(Please don't look it up. The answer is posted somewhere, I'm sure.
But you're not cheaters.)

(P.S. Our Father must also have a sense of humor, for we are made in His Image and He gave us
a sense of humor, at least most of us. Try to make Him laugh every day when you talk to Him.)

I'd say 1, unless decided to take some of those critters with on his walk.
Makes me wonder what's going to happen to all those cats in the sacks! Hopefully, she wasn't heading towards the local Chinese Restaurant! Which happened in a town close by a few years ago!!!

Thanks for sharing.
With the Love of Christ Jesus.
YBIC
Nick
\o/
<><

 

[ChemEngrMBA]

I'd say 1, unless decided to take some of those critters with on his walk.
Makes me wonder what's going to happen to all those cats in the sacks! Hopefully, she wasn't heading towards the local Chinese Restaurant! Which happened in a town close by a few years ago!!!

Thanks for sharing.
With the Love of Christ Jesus.
YBIC
Nick
\o/
<><

Try again, Nick. Read more carefully.

 

[Christ4Ever]

Try again, Nick. Read more carefully.

Thanks but no thanks. Spent enough time looking at it the first time!

 

[ChemEngrMBA]

Thanks but no thanks. Spent enough time looking at it the first time!

I understand. It is a long read - what, 45 seconds?

 

[Christ4Ever]

I understand. It is a long read - what, 45 seconds?

Almost as long as it took to read this and reply to you!

 

[ChemEngrMBA]

You're not very interested in learning. How unfortunate.

 

[Christ4Ever]

You're not very interested in learning. How unfortunate.

It's even simpler than that. I don't like riddles, but thought since no one had replied to you on that, I would.

 

[ChemEngrMBA]

This is a learning experience. Since most people are too lazy to answer, and don't care to learn, I will provide the answer.

"Kits, cats, sacks wives, how many (of those) are going to St. Ives?"

None of them. Simple English interpretation.

 

[Christ4Ever]

Here is an Old English Riddle for you, my Brothers and Sisters.

As I was walking to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

(Please don't look it up. The answer is posted somewhere, I'm sure.
But you're not cheaters.)

(P.S. Our Father must also have a sense of humor, for we are made in His Image and He gave us
a sense of humor, at least most of us. Try to make Him laugh every day when you talk to Him.)

This is a learning experience. Since most people are too lazy to answer, and don't care to learn, I will provide the answer.

"Kits, cats, sacks wives, how many (of those) are going to St. Ives?"

None of them. Simple English interpretation.

Read what you initially wrote and answer this question.
Did you make this Old English Riddle and your replies to my postings to it, to bring a little humor/smile into another's life?
If you had left well enough alone, and later added "of those", and the reason for it. Just maybe you'd have succeeded.

 

[ChemEngrMBA]

You misnamed yourself. You condemn me for your rudeness, "Christ4Ever."
The reason for my riddle was to add some humor as well as perspective.
Instead, you sullied it from the start, claiming you are so important you can't waste your time here.
And then you come back again and again making a liar out of yourself to belittle me.

If you had not returned, YOU would have succeeded, but you did return, again and again, each time detracting from your own honesty and integrity. If there is an Ignore Function here, I will be sure to put you on it.

I clicked on your name and saw you are a Staff Member. Not a very welcoming one either. Shame on you.

If this is how staff members treat new visitors, I don't think I want to return.