Puns and other pointless statements

[Bartholomew]

My brother has a strange obsession with puns. He tends to post them all the time on social media. Some time ago I came across a book of puns and thought at least one or two puns would give him a chuckle. I picked out the ten best puns and sent them to his social media page and waited to see which would make him laugh.
Wouldn't you know it, turns out No pun in ten did

 

[Mayflower]

My brother has a strange obsession with puns. He tends to post them all the time on social media. Some time ago I came across a book of puns and thought at least one or two puns would give him a chuckle. I picked out the ten best puns and sent them to his social media page and waited to see which would make him laugh.
Wouldn't you know it, turns out No pun in ten did

That is just punny right there!

 

[Fragrant Grace]

Here's a silly one @Bartholomew

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

 

[Mayflower]

I have a really good airplane joke I want to share…
But I think it might go over your head.

 

[Mayflower]

I have a really good airplane joke I want to share…
But I think it might go over your head.

Don't worry it goes over my head too.

 

[Admon Mikha'el]

My brother has a strange obsession with puns. He tends to post them all the time on social media. Some time ago I came across a book of puns and thought at least one or two puns would give him a chuckle. I picked out the ten best puns and sent them to his social media page and waited to see which would make him laugh.
Wouldn't you know it, turns out No pun in ten did

Opun the door and let me out of here!

 

[Fragrant Grace]

Need an ark? I Noah guy

 

[Gregoryp]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

 

[Admon Mikha'el]

Need an ark? I Noah guy

LOL Good one!

 

[Fragrant Grace]

I have a couple of jokes about unemployed people… But none of them work!

 

[JerryfromMass]

A dad and his son were walking through a cemetery. The boy noticed a headstone that read: "Howie Cheatum - A Good Man and a Lawyer." The boy looked at his Dad and asked "Why did they bury two people in one grave?"

 

[Mayflower]

When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error

I made a grave mistake, but am able to dig myself out of it.

 

[B-A-C]

I bought a wig today, it was only 1 dollar.

It was a small price toupee.

 

[Brad Huber]

A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway spilling everything. Police are combing the area.

 

[B-A-C]

The Lego store is now open,

..people are lined up for blocks.

 

[Admon Mikha'el]

For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it

 

[Mayflower]

For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it

Lego an eggo.

 

[Admon Mikha'el]

Oh yeah? A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils

 

[Brad Huber]

Dreamed I was a muffler last night. Woke up exhausted!

 

[B-A-C]

I dreamed I ate a 25 pound marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was missing.