At 1/2 percent, you will be flushing it down the toilet before you began to feel much effect. As for turning the wine back into water (good observation), I've had conversations with Christians who insisted that where the King James used the word "wine" WRT Jesus, it really meant "grape juice". Seriously, what else did the King James substitute to protect the holy?
I'm hesitant to post this because of the chance of tripping up younger Christians.....
I think the translators of the KJV were Christians similar to Christians today... Or should I say similar to the Pharisees of yesteryear? Actually, if God says 'Go ahead and buy all your favorite foods including wine, and strong liquor and gather in my PRESENCE and we'll have a feast' then I find it difficult to believe that God finds drinking a beer to be wrong....
Deuteronomy 14:20-29 (CJB)
20 but all clean flying creatures you may eat.
21 “You are not to eat any animal that dies naturally; although you may let a stranger staying with you eat it, or sell it to a foreigner; because you are a holy people for
Adonai your God.
“You are not to boil a young animal in its mother’s milk.
(v) 22 “Every year you must take one tenth of everything your seed produces in the field, 23 and eat it in the presence of
Adonai your God. In the place where he chooses to have his name live you will eat the tenth of your grain, new wine and olive oil, and the firstborn of your cattle and sheep, so that you will learn to fear
Adonai your God always. 24 But if the distance is too great for you, so that you are unable to transport it, because the place where
Adonai chooses to put his name is too far away from you; then, when
Adonai your God prospers you, 25 you are to convert it into money, take the money with you, go to the place which
Adonai your God will choose, 26 and exchange the money for anything you want — cattle, sheep, wine, other intoxicating liquor, or anything you please — and you are to eat there in the presence of
Adonai your God, and enjoy yourselves, you and your household.
27 “But don’t neglect the
Levi staying with you, because he has no share or inheritance like yours. 28 At the end of every three years you are to take all the tenths of your produce from that year and store it in your towns. 29 Then the
Levi, because he has no share or inheritance like yours, along with the foreigner, the orphan and the widow living in your towns, will come, eat and be satisfied — so that
Adonai your God will bless you in everything your hands produce.
Keep in mind that God says not to get drunk because of excess...He teaches moderation in all things