IamachildofGod4 ever
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At some point soon, a court somewhere will be forced to figure out exactly what a woman is. I would opine that the inevitable case will make a mockery of thousands of years of evolving jurisprudence, but let’s wait and see. Maybe a court will surprise us.
Maybe it will be this case.
Artemis Langford, 6’2”, 260 lbs, a/k/a “Terry Smith,” currently lives outside of the sorority house while he’s finishing out his off-campus lease, but has permission to move into the sorority in the fall. Langford often hangs around the sorority house for meals and other “secret” sorority rituals and events. The gals alleged in their complaint that Langford frequently sits in the second-floor common area, silently watching the women.
I bet he does.
Once he moves in, everyone reasonably assumes Langford will promptly begin using the showers. The doors to the sorority’s communal showers do not lock, and the main bathroom located on the second floor does not have a private changing area.
The gals’ complaint, filed Monday in the U.S. District Court for Wyoming, argued “An adult human male does not become a woman just because he tells others that he has a female ‘gender identity’ and behaves in what he believes to be a stereotypically female manner.”
Ouch! The complaint got even more real:
So. That’s the question, isn’t it? Are trans-women “real women,” as hair-sniffing Joe Biden 100% believes, or are trans-women just simulated women, with some men simulating women better than others?
In this case, I’m sorry to say, and I don’t mean to offend anyone, what we have here is yet another unattractive cross dresser, another poor simulation. But you are obliged to give Langford credit. Even though Langford has only a 1.9 GPA — painfully under the 2.7 minimum required for the ladies — he leapt ahead of UW’s quarterback and the rest of the football team by cleverly wrangling full, unimpeded 24x7 access to the sorority’s shower room, instantly making every other young man on campus insanely jealous.
The complaint alleged that Langford is “sexually interested in women,” and has a profile on Tinder “through which he seeks to meet women.” It also said “Mr. Smith has, while watching members enter the sorority house, had an erection visible through his leggings,” the suit says. “Other times, he has had a pillow in his lap.”
It got even grosser. The complaint also says Langford took pictures of the women at awkward, unprepared moments at a sorority slumber party. “Smith repeatedly questioned the women about what vaginas look like, breast cup size, whether women were considering breast reductions and birth control,” the complaint alleges. Langford “was supposed” to leave the slumber party by 10 p.m.but did not, saying he would leave “after you fall asleep.”
That’s not creepy. It’s trans rights!
Seriously, I think this lawsuit is terrific, and I applaud the courageous lawyers who filed it and are sure to be having their inboxes filling up with deranged, poorly-drafted death threats. But I’m not sure about the case. The Cowboy Daily said all the ladies are seeking is to have Langford thrown out, and I’m not sure that is any kind of relief the court can provide. Still, I have not seen the sorority’s contracts and haven’t done the research under Wisconsin law, so we’ll see. I’ll give the lawyers the benefit of the doubt.
Regardless, I would hope the court can help find some way to protect these young ladies of KKG. It’s a moral imperative. It will also be interesting to see who pops up to defend Langford, and who pays those lawyers.
Preceding from coffee and COVID.
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